he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
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Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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