i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
The air taste purple.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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