Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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