What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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