Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
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One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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