I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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