They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
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Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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