Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
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Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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