what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
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If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
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I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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