Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
how does that bad decision feel?
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