So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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