If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
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I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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