...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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