is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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