Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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