why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Text me some of your sweat
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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