Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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