can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
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I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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