just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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