problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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