that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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