i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Randomize
