just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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