I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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