my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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