Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
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"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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