it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
There r osticjed everywhere
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Randomize
