What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
