Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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It's never too late to be topless.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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