I'm going to jail i love you
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
