If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
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Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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