I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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