i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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