I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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