I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
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Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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