apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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