Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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