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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****

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  What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?

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  Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?

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• (310): View more from California

  i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Hannah Montana > iCarly

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  I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely

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• (915): View more from Texas

  Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck

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• (315): View more from New York

  The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured

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  I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed

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• (716): View more from New York

  I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.

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• (559): View more from California

  You ate ashes out of my bong

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?

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