I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism