Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
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Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one