ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
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I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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