Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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