I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
a search helicopter?!
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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