I faked an abortion last night.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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