we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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