chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
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I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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