porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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