just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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