Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Just cropdusted the office
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
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My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
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He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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