He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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