Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
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You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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