Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
