you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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