I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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