Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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