Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Plan B is the new Plan A
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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