I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Michael Bay diarrhea
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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