So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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