The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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