we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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