Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
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He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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